{"title":"Grown-Up Gifts","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLooking for something a little cheeky, a little clever, and definitely not safe for the kids’ table? Our adult gifts collection is packed with playful picks, naughty-but-nice finds, and laugh-out-loud surprises designed for grown-ups who appreciate good humour and great design. Whether you’re shopping for a sassy friend, a cheeky partner, or just your brilliantly inappropriate self - we’ve got the goods.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"strawberry-daiquiri-cocktail-mix","title":"Strawberry Daiquiri Cocktail Mix","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause summer should taste as good as it feels.\u003c!-- split --\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStrawberry Daiquiri Cocktail Mix\u003c\/span\u003e is your shortcut to the ultimate tropical escape - no bartender required. 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A tropical blend of passion fruit, lime, and smooth vanilla, this pre-made mix delivers all the punchy, fruity flavour of a professional cocktail – just add vodka and a dash of sparkle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEach beautifully layered jar makes up to \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e20 indulgent cocktails\u003c\/span\u003e, ready to impress at parties, dinners, or date nights.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Makes up to 20 cocktails\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Add to 70cl vodka and infuse for 24 hours\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Passion fruit, lime \u0026amp; vanilla flavour\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Enjoy with prosecco or lemonade\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Jar size: 100g | Alcohol not included\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect for celebrations, girls’ nights, or a touch of glamour at home. Pair with prosecco for the classic serve, or swap for soda water for a tropical mocktail twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eShake, pour, and get ready to stir up some fun.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberstar","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46335110119701,"sku":"SKPOSTC","price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/porn-star-martini-cocktail-mix-1.webp?v=1762775432"},{"product_id":"espresso-martini-cocktail-mix","title":"Espresso Martini Cocktail Mix","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause sometimes, shaking up sophistication should be this easy.\u003c!-- split --\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEspresso Martini Cocktail Mix\u003c\/span\u003e is your shortcut to bar-quality indulgence at home – rich, velvety, and perfectly balanced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEach beautifully layered glass jar holds all the premium ingredients you need to create up to \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e10 irresistible espresso martinis\u003c\/span\u003e – just add vodka, shake, and serve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCrafted with aromatic coffee beans, cocoa, and natural hazelnut and chocolate flavourings, this blend brings café-luxe flavour to your cocktail hour with zero effort required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Makes up to 10 cocktails\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Add to 70cl vodka and infuse for 24–48 hours\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Real coffee beans \u0026amp; cocoa for authentic taste\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Includes cane \u0026amp; white sugar for perfect sweetness\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Jar size: 140g | Alcohol not included\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect for dinner parties, festive celebrations, or nights in that deserve a little glamour. 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Simply add 70cl of gin, let it infuse for 24 hours, and prepare to be charmed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Makes up to 20 cocktails\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Add to 70cl gin and infuse for 24 hours\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Real cranberry pieces \u0026amp; coconut flakes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Beautiful heart-shaped decorations\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e• Jar size: 140g | Alcohol not included\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect for Valentine’s, anniversaries, or date nights at home. Add a splash of orange or cranberry juice for a romantic twist - or make it a mocktail with soda water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePour, stir, and fall in love, one glass at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberstar","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47721771958549,"sku":"1CKPHAMC","price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/love-potion-cocktail-mix-1.webp?v=1762774785"},{"product_id":"tequila-sunrise-cocktail-mix","title":"Tequila Sunrise Cocktail Mix","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFor those moments when your evening deserves a little sunrise of its own.\u003c!-- split --\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBright, fruity and unapologetically fun, this Tequila Sunrise Cocktail Mix layers vibrant raspberry, strawberry, citrus peel and vanilla to create the perfect pour-everywhere crowd-pleaser. Just add tequila, leave it to infuse, and enjoy a glass that tastes like golden-hour in cocktail form. Effortless mixology, fabulous results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFruity citrus and berry infusion\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSimply add tequila\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMakes up to 20 cocktails\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKeeps up to 6 months once infused\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBottle height approx. 22cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for summer parties, brunch catch-ups or gifting to the friend who always orders something sweet and colourful.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eYour sunset awaits.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberstar","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47721931735317,"sku":"1CKTESUC","price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/Tequila-Sunrise-Cocktail-Mix-13.webp?v=1784044307"},{"product_id":"cant-be-arsed-cup","title":"Can't Be Arsed Cup","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome mornings just speak for themselves, and this mug says exactly what you’re thinking.\u003c!-- split --\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCovered in a playful peach print and proudly proclaiming \u003ci\u003e“Can’t Be Arsed”\u003c\/i\u003e on the outside (with the final word \u003ci\u003e“Actually”\u003c\/i\u003e cheekily revealed inside), this handmade-style ceramic cup is your new go-to for coffee, tea, or a dramatic sigh. Slightly wobbly in shape (on purpose), it’s got a charmingly imperfect vibe, just like us before caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHandmade-look ceramic with a matte finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSecret message inside: “Actually”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDimensions: 8.2 x 14.5 x 8.5 cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFinished in a glossy peach-pink glaze\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot suitable for dishwasher or microwave\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003ePerfect for those days when you’re feeling more ‘nope’ than ‘motivated’. 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Embossed with “GAY BAR” and designed to raise smiles (and standards of hygiene), this camp classic is equal-opportunity clean: straight, gay, bi, trans, metro, everyone’s invited.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eRose-scented, creamy lather\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEmbossed “GAY BAR” lettering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eVivid hot-pink statement bar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eApprox. 9 × 6 × 2 cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFun gift for Pride \u0026amp; parties\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eNote:\u003c\/i\u003e If cheeky bathroom humour isn’t your vibe, maybe pick a quieter bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect for Pride month, housewarmings, hen \u0026amp; stag dos, or whenever your sink could use a little attitude. 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Simply add vodka, let it infuse, then strain and top with orange juice or lemonade for a fresh, crowd-pleasing classic - no mixology degree required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA vibrant standout in our \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/contempoonline.co.uk\/collections\/cocktail-mixes\" title=\"Shop ready-to-infuse cocktail mixes\"\u003ecocktail mixes\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/contempo.gifts\/collections\/cocktail-mixes\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, a natural match for sleek \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/contempoonline.co.uk\/collections\/barware\" title=\"Browse modern barware and cocktail accessories\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ebarware\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e,\u003c\/a\u003e and a fun, colour-pop gift from our\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/contempoonline.co.uk\/collections\/all-gifts\" title=\"Discover unique gift ideas for every occasion\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/contempoonline.co.uk\/collections\/all-gifts\" title=\"Discover unique gift ideas for every occasion\"\u003egifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/contempo.gifts\/collections\/gifts\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e edit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eJust add vodka cocktail mix\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMakes up to 14 cocktails\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBright citrus orange and lemon notes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eInfuse, strain and serve\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eGlass bottle with cork stopper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect for summer parties, birthdays, BBQs or gifting to someone who likes their drinks bold and beautifully blue. Serve over ice with orange juice or lemonade for instant holiday energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eGo on, turn your bar blue.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberstar","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48591986622741,"sku":"1CKBLLAC","price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/blue-lagoon-cocktail-mix-glass-bottle_ff6c37b0-f060-44af-97a8-abf20e5687f2.webp?v=1784045119"},{"product_id":"gin-fizz-gummies","title":"Gin Fizz Gummies","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRaise a smile with these playful bottle-shaped gummies bursting with dry gin, lemon and tonic fizz.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShaped like miniature gin bottles, these gourmet gummies capture all the botanical juniper and citrus zing of a classic gin fizz, with not a drop of real alcohol in sight. It's a fun, grown-up sweet that makes a brilliant \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-for-her\" title=\"Gifts for Her\"\u003egift for her\u003c\/a\u003e, from hen dos to a well-earned treat after a long week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted by Ask Mummy \u0026amp; Daddy using natural colours and flavourings, every gummy is gluten-free, dairy-free and palm oil-free. 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You’ll find it fits right in alongside our other \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/contempoonline.co.uk\/collections\/novelty-gifts-that-actually-make-you-laugh\" title=\"Novelty and quirky gifts for playful presents Fun gift ideas for friends who love a laugh.\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003enovelty gifts and quirky presents\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for people who enjoy a good laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWhether it’s slipped into a birthday bundle or paired with something unexpected from our\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/contempoonline.co.uk\/collections\/gifts-for-friends\" title=\"Fun gift ideas for friends who love a laugh.\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003egifts for friends\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ecollection, this one delivers instant reactions and zero clean-up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eExtendable telescopic design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eLightweight and easy to use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eFun, mess-free prank prop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eSuitable for ages 6+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength up to 375mm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect for office jokes, birthday laughs, or that friend who still finds toilet humour funny. It’s the kind of novelty gift that gets passed around, talked about, and remembered long after the wrapping paper’s gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eGo on, poke the funny bone and add one to your basket.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gift Republic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55208940634497,"sku":"GR452211","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/poop-on-a-stick-novelty-prank-gift-packaging.webp?v=1768558326"},{"product_id":"worry-worm-stress-reliever","title":"Worry Worm Stress Reliever","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome days you just need to squeeze something cute instead of screaming into the void.\u003c!-- split --\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMeet Willy the Worry Worm - a soft, squishy stress reliever made for busy hands and busy minds. 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Pair it with other feel-good treats from our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/contempoonline.co.uk\/collections\/gifts-for-friends\" title=\"Browse Gifts for Friends and Small Pick Me Up Presents.\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003egifts for friends\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e range for the ultimate “thinking of you” bundle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eSoft and super satisfying to squish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eGreat for stress and fidgeting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003ePocket-sized for everyday carry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDurable for endless squeezes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect for gifting and laughs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKeep Willy close for work calls, travel days, school runs, or whenever life feels a bit much - it’s a tiny mood-lifter that genuinely helps take the edge off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAdd Willy to your basket and let the worries wriggle off.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gift Republic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55209663299969,"sku":"GR950005","price":7.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/worry-worm-stress-reliever-squishy-toy-in-hand.webp?v=1768564971"},{"product_id":"coffee-grow-tin","title":"Coffee Grow Tin","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause the only thing better than drinking coffee is growing your own.\u003c!-- split --\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis Coffee Grow Tin is a simple, feel-good grow kit that lets you start your own coffee plant from seed with just water and sunlight. 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The gold-tone hardware and quality enamel finish make it a proper keepsake, not just a laugh. Attach it to your keys, bag, or wherever you need a daily reminder that it's okay to be over it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOfficially licensed and part of the cult-favourite Steven Rhodes collection, this keyring makes the perfect \u003ca title=\"Find the perfect birthday gift for friends and family\" href=\"\/collections\/birthday-gifts\"\u003ebirthday gift\u003c\/a\u003e for anyone who runs on sarcasm. 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The retro-style design features a playful \"Girls Night Out\" scene that's guaranteed to spark conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith a generous 35-hour burn time, this paraffin wax candle makes a brilliant gift for fans of quirky home decor or anyone who appreciates a touch of the unconventional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're treating yourself or searching for a unique \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all-gifts\" title=\"All Gifts\"\u003egift\u003c\/a\u003e, this candle delivers on both style and substance. 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Perfect for anyone who likes their accessories with a side of humour, it clips easily onto keys, bags, or backpacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA fantastic little \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-people\" title=\"Gifts for Cat People\"\u003egift for cat lovers\u003c\/a\u003e that says what everyone is thinking, making a brilliant stocking filler or just-because treat. 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