{"product_id":"cant-be-arsed-cup","title":"Can't Be Arsed Cup","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome mornings just speak for themselves, and this mug says exactly what you’re thinking.\u003c!-- split --\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCovered in a playful peach print and proudly proclaiming \u003ci\u003e“Can’t Be Arsed”\u003c\/i\u003e on the outside (with the final word \u003ci\u003e“Actually”\u003c\/i\u003e cheekily revealed inside), this handmade-style ceramic cup is your new go-to for coffee, tea, or a dramatic sigh. Slightly wobbly in shape (on purpose), it’s got a charmingly imperfect vibe, just like us before caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHandmade-look ceramic with a matte finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSecret message inside: “Actually”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDimensions: 8.2 x 14.5 x 8.5 cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFinished in a glossy peach-pink glaze\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot suitable for dishwasher or microwave\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003ePerfect for those days when you’re feeling more ‘nope’ than ‘motivated’. A cracking gift for your most sarcastic friend, or for anyone who deserves to sip in sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCareful now:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Not dishwasher or microwave safe, because even mugs have boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Disaster Design","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47948695339285,"sku":"SMACUARS","price":17.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/House-Of-Disaster-Cant-Be-Arsed-Cup-1.webp?v=1755171101","url":"https:\/\/www.contempo.gifts\/products\/cant-be-arsed-cup","provider":"Contempo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}