{"product_id":"dont-speak-to-me-funny-candle","title":"Don't Speak To Me Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe politest way to say \"not now\", for anyone who needs a little time out.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe label reads \"When this candle is lit, don't speak to me\" in Mischief's signature bold red on a pale pink jar. Light it, settle in, and let the house get the message. Browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/candles\" title=\"Candles at Contempo\"\u003ecandles in our collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScented with Winter Forest, a limited seasonal edition, and hand poured in Manchester in natural soy wax. It makes a knowing gift for a busy mum, a frazzled friend or yourself, and sits happily among our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-for-her\" title=\"Gifts for Her at Contempo\"\u003egifts for her\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand poured in Manchester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural soy wax for a clean burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWinter Forest: limited seasonal scent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: 9.7 x 8.5cm, 30cl jar\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecyclable gift box, ready to give\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStrike the match, then enjoy the silence.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mischief Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56371547832705,"sku":"MC-20-Pink-30cl-WF","price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/mischief-candles-dont-speak-to-me-funny-candle-pink-main.jpg?v=1791378475","url":"https:\/\/www.contempo.gifts\/products\/dont-speak-to-me-funny-candle","provider":"Contempo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}