{"product_id":"midlife-noises-humorous-card","title":"Midlife Noises - Humorous Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAches, creaks, and the occasional mysterious pop — midlife brings its own soundtrack\u003c!-- split --\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, and this card celebrates it in style. Part of our witty \u003ci\u003eCurated Chuckles\u003c\/i\u003e collection, the \u003ci\u003eMidlife Noises\u003c\/i\u003e card delivers the perfect blend of humour and honesty for birthdays, milestones, or just because.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Supplied with a stylish grey envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Dimensions: 114mm x 158mm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Printed on FSC-certified paper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIdeal for anyone embracing the joys (and noises) of getting older, this card guarantees a laugh louder than a knee crack.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lola Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54885761417601,"sku":"SN-1085","price":1.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/Midlife-Noises-Humorous-Card-1.webp?v=1760626619","url":"https:\/\/www.contempo.gifts\/products\/midlife-noises-humorous-card","provider":"Contempo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}