{"product_id":"ohh-deer-old-as-fuck-birthday-card","title":"Old As F*ck Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSubtlety is overrated - tell it like it is with this brilliantly blunt birthday card.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- split --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo beating around the bush here. This card gets straight to the point in the funniest way possible, making it the ideal choice for anyone who can take a joke about their age. Perfect for milestone birthdays, or really any birthday at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with something from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/birthday-gifts\" title=\"Birthday Gift Ideas at Contempo\"\u003ebirthday gifts\u003c\/a\u003e, or browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\" title=\"Greetings Cards for Every Occasion at Contempo\"\u003egreetings cards\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnapologetically bold typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: A6 - 10.5cm x 14.8cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecycled kraft envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSustainably produced and UK made\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAge is just a number. A really big one.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ohh Deer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55323326972289,"sku":"SGS-GC-4735-A6","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/ohh-deer-old-as-fuck-birthday-card-bold-rude-typography-front.webp?v=1786724413","url":"https:\/\/www.contempo.gifts\/products\/ohh-deer-old-as-fuck-birthday-card","provider":"Contempo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}