Not As Old As You Will Be Birthday Card

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Standard Delivery:

• Orders under £19.99: £6.99
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• Orders £50+: FREE

Orders ship within 24 hours and typically arrive within 3 days.

Next Day Delivery: Available from £3.50 extra – order by 3pm for next-day arrival.

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International Delivery

We also offer international shipping on all products excluding Jellycat. Rates and delivery times vary by location – details are available at checkout.

Returns Policy

Hassle-Free Returns

We want you to love your purchase! If you’re not completely satisfied, you can return your item within 30 days of purchase for a refund. Here’s how:

1. Email us at customer.service@contempo.gifts to let us know you’d like to make a return.

2. Send the item back to us in its original condition.

Please note that return shipping costs are the responsibility of the customer unless the item is faulty. For more information, read our full Refunds Policy.

Exchanges

Changed your mind on the colour, or picked the wrong size? We’re happy to sort it. We don’t do a direct swap, so it works like this: send the original back for a refund using the steps above, then place a new order for the one you’d rather have. Same 30 day window, and it works the same way whether you’re in the UK or overseas.

Contempo is built on a clear and intentional set of values that guide every buying decision, supplier partnership, and customer interaction:

Originality – We avoid anything generic or overdone. We seek the unique, the overlooked, and the surprising.

Curiosity – We’re led by that “ooh, what’s this?” moment. If we’re excited, you will be too.

Playfulness – Whether it’s a cheeky candle or a pun-filled notebook, we believe our products should make you smile.

Design-Led Thinking – We obsess over how things look and feel. Beautiful packaging, clever design, meaningful form—these matter.

Inclusivity – Our shelves reflect a spectrum of personalities, tastes, and price points. Great design shouldn’t be elitist.

Independence – We champion small makers, independent brands, and ideas that don’t follow the crowd.

The only genuinely comforting thing anyone can say about a birthday.

AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT AS OLD AS YOU WILL BE NEXT YEAR! fills the entire front in chunky rounded capitals, seven lines of it, with no illustration and nothing else competing for attention.

Every word is a different pastel, purple, yellow, sky blue, green, coral, pink and teal, printed with a slightly chalky texture so the colours lift off the flat black. The envelope is bright teal. Browse the rest of our greetings cards range, or find a present to go with it in our birthday gifts.

• Chunky pastel capitals on flat black
• Seven lines of type and no illustration
• Bright teal envelope included
• Dimensions: A6 - 10.5cm x 14.8cm
• Blank inside for your own message

Technically true, which is the best part.